I was DJ-ing, about to take a sip from my drink when Jack comes up to me. He takes my drink out of my hand, pours it out on the floor and I’m like, ‘Dude, what the fuck are you doing?’ Then he throws up into the glass, hands it back, looks at me, says nothing and dances away smiling.
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| — | Alex Gaskarth. (via theinherentabsenceoflight) |
News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
